Unparallel house

Home Depot interviewed me today for an important position -- seasonal worker. I did not include this photo in my resume, so it can't be blamed for the fact that I was considered not for carpentry but for the garden section. I guess they were impressed with my brute strength, since that's where all the heavy lifting is done. My back aches at the prospect.
I've also applied to work in the bakery and the pizza shop at Wegmans supermarket, but they have yet to offer an interview. I've put my name in as gas pumper at Wawa convenince stores, as well. I'm getting a good look at Entry Level.